Update

And I quote, "Sally Watty was sick, and she went to a hotel, and they had doctors-they only have doctors at hotels, not outside, just in the hotel, and then the ladies made her bed, and her parents just leaved her with her brother and sister. The mom went at a church meeting. Sally Watty took a nap with her daddy, and when she waked up, the doctor gave her some medicine and she felt better. So they went home, she took another nap. She was a whole bunch of sick. She like took a whole bunch of candy, she only has candy that has a little bit of sugar in it, and got some of those things that you get in your mouth (cankers) and she had them all around in her mouth, and that's how she got sick. She told me about it, she has a book about it. And she has a Tinkerbell book and 5 Tinkerbell movies. And that's the story."

A Miracle

For those of you who have felt the passing of Sally Watty's mom heavily, never fear, a miracle has occured! She has been resurrected! And not only that, she's pregnant to boot. I questioned and quizzed Abby about this and told her that people don't get resurrected that quickly, but trying to argue this abstract, spiritual concept with a four year old and her imagination is really futile. So let it be: miracles can happen in an imaginary world. Stay tuned...

A Tragedy

It is with much sorrow, but not too much surprise to announce that over the holidays Sally Watty's mom worked herself to death by sewing too much. She just sewed and sewed until she was so tired, she went outside and laid down on the ground and died. And just to make sure she was dead, somebody told the police to stab her. (I'm not making this stuff up.) Fortunately she still has a dad, but Abby will now be Sally Watty's mother. But since Sally Watty's mom used to make Abby clean for hours on end, I don't think Abby will miss her much. So Sally Watty got to join us for a lot of the holiday festivities, which I'm sure kept her mind off her mother's awful departure from this life. But I gotta say, her mom seemed to always be ill or injured, so maybe it's better this way.

Pigeons

When I asked Abby what she thought of Sally Watty not winning president, she said, "You know what Sally Watty likes? She likes pigeons. She only likes girl pigeons. President Monson just told her that." I'm afraid President Monson would not think kindly of our plots and plans to get rid of our pigeon problem. Sorry, but these are pure pests, not pets!

SALLY WATTY FOR PRESIDENT

This morning as Nathan was leaving to go hang thousands of Prop 8 door hangers, Zach started talking about elections and who we were voting for, etc. and Abby chimed in with, "You know who I would vote for? Sally Watty!" We would expect nothing less.

Chully Lully

So, apparently Abby likes to rhyme. She's got a little bunny from Dad on a trip they went on, and she named it Chully Lully. It sounds like her and Sally Watty could be friends.

October 30, 2008

According to Abby:

"Sally Watty has the same everything as me. She like to copy me. I let her copy me. She has the same clothes, pajamas, dresser, everything. Her name is Sally Watty Grace Crum, just like me." And of course, Sally Watty is dressing up as Leia for Halloween with a white dress, silver shoes, and buns in her hair.

Yesterday, Sally Watty's mom's friend got a knife and stabbed her mom in the tummy. She had to stay in the hosible (hospital) the whole entire day until she felt better. -Very mysterious. Grandpa Crum thinks maybe Sally Wally is from East L.A.